Monday, November 11, 2013

RE: [gatortalk] This bears repeating

You want me to break a beer bottle over my head to cheer you up?

 

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That's not funny either. 

Oliver Barry, CRS, GRI

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Bob Parks, LLC

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On Nov 11, 2013, at 11:58 AM, Jay Cicone <Jay.Cicone@RaymondJames.com> wrote:

 

Why can you not see the humor here????? It’s like going 0-12 in pick ‘em.

 

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Sent: Monday, November 11, 2013 12:54 PM
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These are "fun?"

Oliver Barry, CRS, GRI

Real Estate Broker

Bob Parks, LLC

1517 Hunt Club Blvd

Gallatin TN 37066

615-972-4239

615-826-4040 

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On Nov 11, 2013, at 6:33 AM, "C.Simpson" <ces1948@gmail.com> wrote:

From one of the articles this morning.

Some fun facts...

* Georgia Tech has more passing touchdowns than UF.

* Michigan has -69 yards rushing the past two weeks, but the Wolverines still average just one-fourth of a yard per carry less than the Gators. On a related note, Brent Pease and Al Borges both protect the quarterback with the exact same (in)efficiency.

* Wake Forest has as many offensive touchdowns as Florida.

* The Gators are barely better at kicking field goals than Purdue or Virginia Tech, while barely worse than USC, FAU or Kansas. 

* Florida has two four-game losing streaks since 1990 -- both under Muschamp

* Florida’s red zone offense is less than one percent better than the self-proclaimed schematic genius’ (Mr. Charlie Weis).  

* The combined record of UF’s four wins: 15-23.

* Florida has allowed as many rushing touchdowns as Boston College and Louisiana-Lafayette.

* UF has more penalties during its four-game losing streak than seven teams in the country have all season.

* Florida’s meat-grinder attack has allowed 40 more tackles for loss than Stanford’s smashmouth offense. Also, UF has more negative yardage than Kansas. 

Yup, Amanda Bynes has a better 2013 resume. Oh, and UF still has two top-12 teams remaining on the schedule. Seriously, it’s almost impressive how bad Florida has been this season.


Read more here: http://miamiherald.typepad.com/gator_clause/2013/11/florida-a-loathsome-offensive-brute-or-a-team-that-you-cant-stop-watching-.html#storylink=cpy

 

 

 

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